Vacuum Hero – Miele’s White Star s314i (with apologies to Foreigner) - Miele S314 Bagged Canister Vacuum
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn’t get the Eureka to work no mo”
Heard the roar of the spouse, he could picture the scene
All the dirt on the rug, then like a distant scream
He heard one Meile, just blew him away
White Stars in his eyes, and the very next day
Bought a Meile White Star in the appliance store
Didn’t know how to work it, but he knew for sure
That one vacuum, felt good in his hands
Didn’t take long, to understand
Just one White Star, slung way down low
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
So he started sweepin” ain’t never gonna stop
Gotta keep on sweepin’
Someday he’s gonna make it to the top!
